Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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