So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
He better not be in your backpack
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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