This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
40s are totally the cure
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
