I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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