oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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