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Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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