i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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