She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Your penis caused this!
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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