have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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