People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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