she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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