no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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