Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm at about main and main street
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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