I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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