Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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