Sponge bath it is.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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