Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You are a genius and a whore.
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