Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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