There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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