I don't think brook has ever known best
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
