I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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