Barsexuality is the new black.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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