She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Sorry about my life...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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