im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
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First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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