that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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