FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
its liver damage thursday
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