that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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