Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
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He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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