i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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