I just gift wrapped bread.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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