Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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