I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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