You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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