Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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