her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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