you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
A+ Viking dick
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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