VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
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There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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