Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
