I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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