Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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