Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
