Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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