I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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