"it" just moved
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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