he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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