Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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