At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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