Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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