Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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