Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I need help removing her.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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