he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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